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Another roadside attraction.

Pretty much what it sounds like.  It’s a building, shaped like a duck, on Long Island.  If I remember correctly, there’s a gift shop inside. Picky overly observant types will … Continue reading

September 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

As God is mah witness, I will never wear curtains again!

I promise, I’m definitely going to draw a more legit Bob Mackie cartoon, but thinking about what represents the ultimate Mackie design led me straight past sparkly dresses and Cher-wear … Continue reading

August 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will have to be a brave day.

So, full disclosure, the amazing leggings I got were free, because my awesome friend Katie of Lineage Wear needed plus size brand ambassadors (basically, pictures of my big butt wearing … Continue reading

August 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

LIBRARY. Land of books I don’t have to pay for! And also audiobooks!

And oh, this past weekend when I went to the library they had ‘The Ocean at the End of the Lane’, and it’s WONderful (and also mildly triggery if you … Continue reading

June 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Reading is FUNdamental. Or something.

Look, I just ranted yesterday, so sorry about this, but there was an article that I am absolutely not going to link to (because more readers make the source happy) … Continue reading

June 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Whooooooooooooooo.

A leetle break, I think, after yesterday, and because a certain A requested an owl in a dirndl.  If he ends up marrying Christopher Plummer and becoming stepmother to 7 … Continue reading

May 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Pausing while a few of you look up ‘slashfic’. . . ah. There you go.

Have any of you read ‘Fangirl’, by Rainbow Rowell?  I’m a little less than halfway through listening to it and the only thing pacing me is that it’s an audiobook … Continue reading

May 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

This isn’t a post.

But I swear there’ll be a real one when I get home — yesterday was a little stressful, since I found out while at the office five minutes before my … Continue reading

April 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

So, I lied, but only a little bit.

Clearly I did not manage a post last night — work ran even later than expected — but I did scan things!  Hooray! So, for those unfamiliar with Passover traditions, … Continue reading

April 22, 2014 · 2 Comments

Please don’t steal shoes from dead witches, because then someone will have to steal your shoes off your body three times, and that seems challenging.

Seriously, who could resist sparkly red shoes, right?  Even off a corpse?  OK, most people, probably. It’s a shame my scanner doesn’t really pick up glitter.  I didn’t even try … Continue reading

March 10, 2014 · Leave a comment