Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Please don’t be frightened.

If you’re younger than I am, it’s possible you won’t know what this cartoon is about and will think something truly horrible, or at least deeply kinky, is going on. … Continue reading

September 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lucy!!!!! No, the other one.

Because I wants to see Lucy the action movie, but I think it’s best I do so in private, where my loud groans every time someone says, “ten percent of … Continue reading

August 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

How long do you think it’ll be before someone sends me a C&D? Ooh, I rhymed!

  Everything is beige except for his face.

July 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

This is a rerun, because I’m too filled with rage to draw a cartoon about Hobby Lobby, and can’t talk about anything else today.

You’ve all heard by now, I’m sure.  5 of the 9 supreme court justices (unsurprisingly all men) have decided that corporations can have religious objections to, oh, say, women getting … Continue reading

July 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

Buffering. Or maybe fluffering. Wait, no, that’s something else.

“The TV never needs to load.” – Lord Charlie Roundbelly of Lickington

March 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

Reruns and riding hoods.

Ummm. . . so. . . I was not so much with the scanning last night because I got busy fixing the problems with my Rogue costume for an event … Continue reading

February 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

I swear I’m not an owl hoarder.

Remember when, shortly after I started this blogtoon, I said that I don’t collect owls, am not obsessed with owls, and don’t want to end up owning thousands of owl … Continue reading

January 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Without the image, that caption would sound awfully inappropriate.

Actually, even with the image it does if you’ve somehow missed the cultural juggernaut that was Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’.  You should go watch that.  There are singing crabs and … Continue reading

January 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Sorry, no cartoon yet.

I have some drawn, I swear, but I got busy last night re-ordering my Dad’s Hannukah present because I was reeeeally tired when I thought I placed the order a … Continue reading

November 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Sorry, Austin. This is the last time I’ll pick on you for at least 2 weeks. Probably.

Anyway, I’ve realized that I really need to stop telling people that Houston is awesome, because it’s too damn crowded already.  I take it all back!  We have no vibrant, … Continue reading

November 25, 2013 · 2 Comments