And never, ever gets better, apparently.
Not entirely coincidentally, I’m theoretically over my stupid damn cold, but the occasional cough and head full of mucous are going nowhere. You are not welcome here, snot fairy. Take … Continue reading
Opera: Sometimes I go just so I can say loge.
MPO’s love of saying words is heavily inspired by the brilliant Paget Brewster, who plays Sadie Doyle on The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and rolls out words in a way that … Continue reading
A loooong bath.
No real joke here – one of my friends was telling a story about how she takes such long showers that neither her husband nor her mother noticed when she … Continue reading
And it ends with creepy face licking.
Do I need to post the preceding two? Eh, why not. Or, if I’m Canadian, why not, eh?
As long as she doesn’t try to snort it, we’re okay.
. . . because snorting pixie stix leads to pain and colourful snot. Kids, learn from the lessons of the 80s — the sugar dust goes in the mouth, not … Continue reading
When I was little, my black Skipper doll was Artemis, so this is sort of a lateral move.
Also, Doctor Barbie was Aphrodite or Hera as needed; Ethiopian Princess Barbie was Demeter; and that same Skipper doubled up as Persephone. Jem played all of the male gods because … Continue reading
As God is mah witness, I will never wear curtains again!
I promise, I’m definitely going to draw a more legit Bob Mackie cartoon, but thinking about what represents the ultimate Mackie design led me straight past sparkly dresses and Cher-wear … Continue reading
Today will have to be a brave day.
So, full disclosure, the amazing leggings I got were free, because my awesome friend Katie of Lineage Wear needed plus size brand ambassadors (basically, pictures of my big butt wearing … Continue reading
Because costumes for the playground are just what we do.
Not entirely coincidentally, I just finished a Susan Vreeland book about Renoir and his models during the time that he was painting ‘Le Dejeuner des Canotiers’, but now I want … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 