Is this still a thing? That’s a scary thing.
If you recall, he’s not a huge fan of bees. Or most bugs, really. I mean, yes, bees are good and necessary and I want them to exist and … Continue reading
Another roadside attraction.
Pretty much what it sounds like. It’s a building, shaped like a duck, on Long Island. If I remember correctly, there’s a gift shop inside. Picky overly observant types will … Continue reading
Road trip!
So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading
Oh, what a world! Wait, no, that’s melting.
Today is a weird day to publish this, since I’m actually home sick and not making it to the gym at all, but whatever. I’m a zany unpredictable fool. With … Continue reading
No mules were harmed in the making of this doodle.
And before you shriek in horror, a muleskinner in this context is just a dude (or chick, presumably) who drives mules. A muleteer, if you will. Like a Rocketeer but … Continue reading
MUST CLEAN MOAR.
Ugh, you guys. So last week I had family visiting town from Wednesday to Saturday (yay! {but also eek! time consuming!}) and also had to empty out and scrub the … Continue reading
Lucy!!!!! No, the other one.
Because I wants to see Lucy the action movie, but I think it’s best I do so in private, where my loud groans every time someone says, “ten percent of … Continue reading
If I were in charge of a country or principality or dark empire or whatever, I would want a throne made of pillows.
Pointy thrones made of swords may make you look badass, but the effect will be negated somewhat when you have to sit on one of those inflatable rubber donut dealies. … Continue reading
Bangarang, good sir.
I’m saving what was going to be today’s cartoon for tomorrow, because Robin Williams died yesterday and I just can’t with the jokes right now. It’s not just that I … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 