Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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I honestly can’t figure out if I’ve posted this one yet or not.

I watched a fairly long opera last night, then got home to find a note on my door about apartment inspections starting today, so cue the 2-hour frantic cleaning binge, … Continue reading

April 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

My bentos are neither this pretty nor this anthropomorphic.

So, still crampy and bleed-y, but not terribly nauseated today, so hooray!  On with the jollity! I haven’t been packing my usual adorable lunches that make my coworkers jealous lately, … Continue reading

April 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

My tummy feels yucky.

It might be a short day at work for me if I don’t stop feeling like I’m about to throw up soon.  Or if the nausea gives way to blinding … Continue reading

April 22, 2013 · 3 Comments

Did I not post yet today? I think I’m subconsciously trying to pretend it’s still Saturday.

  Oops.  Been a little busy with job applications and groceries and shrinky dinks and suchlike.  Anyhoo, another day, another terrible life choice.  Red cape, in the woods, on your … Continue reading

April 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

100! I’ve been posting a lot, y’all.

I wasn’t sure what to post for my 100th, but this seems good since it’s the basic personality traits of both my main characters. (Sorry, Food Truck Hedgehog.)  I am … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 · 1 Comment

This is someone’s fault. You know who you are.

He really shouldn’t have let Manic Pixie Otter dye his feathers last night.  You know, you’re in a hollow tree, hanging out with assorted woodland friends, someone says, “This’ll be … Continue reading

April 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Still keeping it low key after yesterday.

So last night I had some very bad dreams, as I imagine a lot of people did.  Despite my determinedly watching My Little Pony to give my brain a break … Continue reading

April 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

I don’t have a clever title for this one.

I heard the news on my way home from work today and couldn’t leave on a joke, so.  There really aren’t words.

April 16, 2013 · 1 Comment

Someone bring me the crazy glue and some tamago, stat!

Sorry about the late post, but it’s been a busy day.  Luckily, I have the perfect owl: Also, I should occasionally be slightly more of a whiny jerk about food.  … Continue reading

April 14, 2013 · 3 Comments

Matryowlshka?

I just linked Tim Minchin’s ‘Not Perfect” a few days ago, so I will try not to be the super-redundant queen of redundancy and also repetitiveness, but it’s worth noting … Continue reading

April 12, 2013 · Leave a comment