Don’t get me wrong, there were bright spots.
Like a three story used bookstore in Denton, that I actually managed to visit twice in two days. By the way, Strand Bookstore in NY? You’re great and all, but … Continue reading
Nope, THIS is the worst pun.
I won’t give the name of the person reponsible, I’ll just say that *somebody* commented on Facebook about my family having a history with ‘deserts’, and instead of being a … Continue reading
And never, ever gets better, apparently.
Not entirely coincidentally, I’m theoretically over my stupid damn cold, but the occasional cough and head full of mucous are going nowhere. You are not welcome here, snot fairy. Take … Continue reading
When I was little, my black Skipper doll was Artemis, so this is sort of a lateral move.
Also, Doctor Barbie was Aphrodite or Hera as needed; Ethiopian Princess Barbie was Demeter; and that same Skipper doubled up as Persephone. Jem played all of the male gods because … Continue reading
This was me last week, and will probably be me again tomorrow.
Because part of going to synagogue with my mom after a long day at work is trusting her when she says she won’t hang around afterward for very long, then … Continue reading
We went to the zoo.
This one’s either super cute or super offensive, so we’ll see what the greater voice of the internets has to say. Or we would, if more than three people ever COMMENTED. … Continue reading
Ceci n’est pas un article.
You guys, I have SO MANY new cartoons for you, and they’re all in my purse and not in my computer because one of my favoritest friends and her awesome … Continue reading
Nope.
I have cartoons cued but I’m feeling extra sick today — like sweaty whenever I stay on my feet for long and just exhausted — and I’m just trying to … Continue reading
Road trip!
So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading
Oh, what a world! Wait, no, that’s melting.
Today is a weird day to publish this, since I’m actually home sick and not making it to the gym at all, but whatever. I’m a zany unpredictable fool. With … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 