Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: self-loathing

I’m tiiiiiired.

This is a repeat, but it’s what I need today, because I watched a movie last night that fucked my shit up and gave me terrible nightmares, and I’m both … Continue reading

November 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Can you tell I’m a little rusty? I really am. Or maybe he just put on weight since I haven’t exercised him much lately.

Seriously, it’s amazing how much I lose the knack of drawing him after a few weeks off.  Anyway, this was drawn at that same art auction this weekend, when someone … Continue reading

November 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

It’s going to be Halloween-related cartoons for a while, here.

I was going to draw Neurotic Owl in a ghost costume with way too many eyeholes, but then I remembered that I already did this: a while back, so another … Continue reading

November 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

I also drew this one at the doctor’s office. I’m sure you’d have never guessed.

It’s surprisingly difficult to draw an owl sucking in his stomach without just making look like a thinner owl. Sorry, this in not my strongest, most body-positive self; I’m trying … Continue reading

October 30, 2013 · 1 Comment

Some things I learned this week. Or possibly just random babbling.

1. The phrase ‘tit wagon’ will never stop amusing me.  It came up at one of my jobs and led to a rolling giggle fit, and now it’s my new … Continue reading

October 28, 2013 · 3 Comments

I went to the doctor Tuesday, so I know just how he feels.

(In a fictional world where ‘he’ isn’t totally me.  Still have no idea why one of my alter egos ended up male.  Meh.) Anyway, doctors, eek.  It went well, I … Continue reading

October 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

No big joke here. Just a thing I think she’d do.

One of my friends made a super awesome eensy weensy ‘Welcome to Nightvale’ zine, so there’s that. If you were wondering where I was the last few days (but you … Continue reading

October 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

Darn, I forgot to add some glitter.

I swear someday I’ll stop picking on bitchy Austin girl who haaates Houston and luuuurves Austin and tried to convince me that eating quinoa was the worst thing you could … Continue reading

October 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Arching her back really doesn’t do much.

Prepare yourselves – I have several cartoons stacked where MPO is a teensy bit of a douche.  I promise, it won’t last.  Still, while it does: ‘This Party Took a … Continue reading

October 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Maybe one day? Really, this was just the most festive cartoon I drew last week.

Of course, I don’t have a cock to go with my frock and rock, but I guess I could take a toy one with me.  Or possibly a mini-Beyonce. Anyway, … Continue reading

October 4, 2013 · Leave a comment