You get a rerun today, because I was busy last night totally failing to cook anything for the Rosh Hashanah potluck tomorrow.
So when I turn up with a store-bought something, my excuse will be that I was busy totally failing to scan cartoons for my blog. It’s the circle of bullshit. … Continue reading
Road trip!
So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading
If I were in charge of a country or principality or dark empire or whatever, I would want a throne made of pillows.
Pointy thrones made of swords may make you look badass, but the effect will be negated somewhat when you have to sit on one of those inflatable rubber donut dealies. … Continue reading
Stare into his unblinking beady gaze.
This is a very specific one-off that may require explanation. One of my friends recently went to Peru and ate 1/17th of a guinea pig (because she was with 16 … Continue reading
How could I not draw a badger?
And yes, I do know that the brand Badgly Mischka is made up of two dudes, but how great would it be if their logo was a haughty looking badger … Continue reading
And the party will be stripey.
Seriously, who doesn’t love the ridiculous glittery fashion elf who is Betsey Johnson? She’s like the magical love child of Lisa Frank and Tim Burton, but more awesome.When people talk … Continue reading
Oh wait, did you need milk? She forgot the milk.
You know how I tend to think people are judging my groceries, like when I buy cookies and assume everyone in the store is silently mocking the fat chick with … Continue reading
Is it a curse to be a swan by day and an owl by night? Probably not so much.
As you may have guessed, I just saw Swan Lake at the Houston Ballet this weekend. I’ve seen it before — 3 or 4 times, I think — but I … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 