Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: this won’t end well

Teehee. Poop.

It doesn’t matter how many times I sit through Antony and Cleopatra, or how well I know my Shakespeare, or, indeed, my basic nautical terms.  I will never not giggle … Continue reading

August 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

Happy Saturday! I’m back, and I brought some cartoons.

The truth is, I could have posted last night, but it was my first night off in a while and I was busy happily doing shit all.  I’m missing a … Continue reading

August 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

This Saturday: Shit I Said on Twitter

I can go weeks without posting anything except blog links on Twitter, and then shit like this goes down.  Sorry I’m the worst at embedding screencaps/figuring out the Twitter widget.  … Continue reading

July 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

More travel!

I has a sad because I had hoped to be able to plan a trip to Oregon to visit some dear friends this summer and maybe go to Voodoo Donuts … Continue reading

July 27, 2013 · 1 Comment

Sleeping Owly

I know I’m using the ‘this won’t end well’ tag, but I promise it’ll end better than the original.  You know, the one where the prince rapes the sleeping princess, … Continue reading

July 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

RIP, my little friend.

All I have to say is that everything I dye at work right now has to be done twice because I’m working in ridiculous conditions with shitty equipment and no … Continue reading

July 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

By the way, I really want an eggroll.

In fact, I had one at lunch, and I would still happily nom eggrolls for dinner all the damn time if health/sanity/the paucity of drive-throughs with good eggrolls allowed.  Sadly … Continue reading

July 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

While I’m shaking things up. . .

  If you’re new around here or (heavens!) don’t read mah thingy everyday, you may be excused for missing the saga of Melanie and Steve.  It all began when I … Continue reading

July 17, 2013 · 2 Comments

Introducing: A new animal who may or may not ever be seen again.

  This was something of a special request this weekend.  If I recall correctly, (and I probably don’t) he was originally Impotent Rage Anteater, but I can only draw what … Continue reading

July 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

I’m back, now with more parentheses!

There are three reasons this is a dumb question.  Well, okay, set of questions, since it’s almost invariably the irritating double-whammy of “Whatcha reading?  What’s it about?” 1. Almost no … Continue reading

July 13, 2013 · 1 Comment