You get a rerun today, because I was busy last night totally failing to cook anything for the Rosh Hashanah potluck tomorrow.
So when I turn up with a store-bought something, my excuse will be that I was busy totally failing to scan cartoons for my blog. It’s the circle of bullshit. … Continue reading
Sometimes even elephants need a day off.
Because I haven’t figured out how to draw the Soul Cake Duck yet, but this, I can do.
Temporary tattooed, that is.
Because I’m not against adding art permanently to your skin (unless you’re in theatre and that art is any version of comedy and tragedy masks, in which case, STOP IT. … Continue reading
Is this still a thing? That’s a scary thing.
If you recall, he’s not a huge fan of bees. Or most bugs, really. I mean, yes, bees are good and necessary and I want them to exist and … Continue reading
Road trip!
So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading
If I were in charge of a country or principality or dark empire or whatever, I would want a throne made of pillows.
Pointy thrones made of swords may make you look badass, but the effect will be negated somewhat when you have to sit on one of those inflatable rubber donut dealies. … Continue reading
And the party will be stripey.
Seriously, who doesn’t love the ridiculous glittery fashion elf who is Betsey Johnson? She’s like the magical love child of Lisa Frank and Tim Burton, but more awesome.When people talk … Continue reading
How long do you think it’ll be before someone sends me a C&D? Ooh, I rhymed!
Everything is beige except for his face.
Oh wait, did you need milk? She forgot the milk.
You know how I tend to think people are judging my groceries, like when I buy cookies and assume everyone in the store is silently mocking the fat chick with … Continue reading
The good news is, I posted today! And probably will tomorrow! No guarantees for the rest of the week, though.
. . . to be continued.
Neurotic Owl 