Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: this won’t end well

Still headed to a place. You’ll know when we get there.

But in the meantime, let me just say that the reason I keep claiming not to be collecting owls is because I did have a doll collection as a child … Continue reading

February 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

Don’t worry, I’m going somewhere with this.

February 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

I swear I’m not an owl hoarder.

Remember when, shortly after I started this blogtoon, I said that I don’t collect owls, am not obsessed with owls, and don’t want to end up owning thousands of owl … Continue reading

January 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

These are not cartoons.

Since I’m home sick today and don’t feel like writing anything that makes sense, and most of my current cartoons involve at least mini-rants, have these pictures of Tiny Rogue … Continue reading

January 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Here’s someone we haven’t seen in a while.

Has anyone else ever watched a children’s show called ‘Big, Big World’?  It’s great.  There’s a giant sloth puppet who’s a leetle bit stoned-seeming all the time and an intensely … Continue reading

January 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Holy shit, y’all. Apparently people love depressing blog posts on New Year’s Day.

I glanced at the site stats as I was logging on and found a nearly unprecedented number of views, although it’s possible my friends are just double-checking things a lot … Continue reading

January 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

I don’t think I published this one yet. Did I? No? OK, then.

NEUUUUUROOOOTIC OOOOWWWWWL!  RUUUUN! Don’t worry, he apologizes to Tokyo in the sequel.

December 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Does this tiara seem like too much?

December 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Because the tendency to leap out of the way when someone else heads for the same chair as you is not what that game is about.

Y’all, there was a game of musical chairs at my work Christmas party that seemed likely to dissolve into bloodshed at any moment.  I was actually thrilled to be out … Continue reading

December 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

Very few people bend that way, and even fewer owls.

This one happened because my awesome friends C and V brought back an illustrated pamphlet of ancient Mayan sex positions from a recent cruise, and some of the drawings were … Continue reading

December 16, 2013 · Leave a comment