There’ll be cartoons tomorrow, I swear.
A year and a month ago, I wrote this. Never say I don’t keep at least a few of my promises. And the truth is? I felt pretty decent wearing … Continue reading
This is a rerun, because I’m too filled with rage to draw a cartoon about Hobby Lobby, and can’t talk about anything else today.
You’ve all heard by now, I’m sure. 5 of the 9 supreme court justices (unsurprisingly all men) have decided that corporations can have religious objections to, oh, say, women getting … Continue reading
And yet another holiday goes by that I don’t know how to buy a card for.
Because Father’s/Mother’s/whatever day comes with two choices in cards: super sentimental (“You’re the bestest dad in the whole wide world! You were always there for me and did everything right … Continue reading
Where will I get a grilled cheese with a side of fried rice now?
This won’t mean much if you’re not from Houston, or possibly even specifically from the Montrose area, but Lucky Burger has been defeated by a greedy landlord who forced them … Continue reading
Unless you’re describing the show to your blind friend, shhhhhhhhh.
I don’t care how quiet you think you’re being, or how important it is to tell your date that that last song was awesome, I CAN HEAR YOU. Unless you … Continue reading
Hello again! Did you miss me?
Hi everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) I’m sure you didn’t notice my spotty attendance recently, but it was, and I was, and my excuse is not an excuse really. I was … Continue reading
It’s a love that will last forever.
Coming soon-ish, various other characters marrying items I’ve promised to marry. For instance, cheese.
As drawn by the girl who just apologized to a table for bumping into it.
Mic drop.
Oh, please, do tell me all about how white cisgendered straight Christian men have it harder than anybody. I’ll just be over here, loading a Nerf gun with Tampons. You … Continue reading
Parties are scary sometimes anyway.
I’m very lucky to have found friends who both throw totally non-scary parties and are also pretty great about letting you know, clearly and specifically, when you’re invited. Still, you … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 