So, no joke, I JUST now noticed that I left the H out of Owlphonse.
And okay, his name is also spelled with one more A and one less O and W, but that’s a joke and the missing H is just dumb. It’s going … Continue reading
No, I really am. It’s okay.
You know that feeling where the self-loathing and frustration and anger and hurt all just pile up reeeeeeeally slowly, so slowly that you can’t always tell it’s happening until some … Continue reading
Talking to other humans, eep.
And I agree with him. Making phone calls is terrifying and a leetle bit panic-inducing and nauseated-making. In fact, my most hated part of my job is the phone calls … Continue reading
I’m better than my brain wants me to be.
September is mental health month/recovery month. Of course, for some of us — lots of us — every day is about mental health and recovery, or trying to get somewhere … Continue reading
Oh, hello there!
Yaaaaaay *Kermit flail*. I made it back to you! I know, all five of you are deeply, deeply thrilled. I think you know my stabby burny feelings regarding this whole … Continue reading
Happy Saturday! It’s a cartoon, true, but it’s a different cartoon.
In case you missed the saga of Melanie & Steve thus far: Oh, Melanie. It’s hard to feel bad for you when you keep making terrible life choices. That is … Continue reading
Evil, evil bananas.
If you aren’t a supertaster, then you don’t know the joy of making a beautiful chocolate banana smoothie, taking that first big sip, and going, “Mmmm. Chocolate, nanner. . . … Continue reading
A Soothsayer for your Saturday.
I found my camera, so I thought you guys might like to see one of the more. . . umm. . . interesting items I built for the Shakespeare Festival … Continue reading
Teehee. Poop.
It doesn’t matter how many times I sit through Antony and Cleopatra, or how well I know my Shakespeare, or, indeed, my basic nautical terms. I will never not giggle … Continue reading
This Saturday: Shit I Said on Twitter
I can go weeks without posting anything except blog links on Twitter, and then shit like this goes down. Sorry I’m the worst at embedding screencaps/figuring out the Twitter widget. … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 