Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: self-loathing

RIP, my little friend.

All I have to say is that everything I dye at work right now has to be done twice because I’m working in ridiculous conditions with shitty equipment and no … Continue reading

July 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

By the way, I really want an eggroll.

In fact, I had one at lunch, and I would still happily nom eggrolls for dinner all the damn time if health/sanity/the paucity of drive-throughs with good eggrolls allowed.  Sadly … Continue reading

July 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

While I’m shaking things up. . .

  If you’re new around here or (heavens!) don’t read mah thingy everyday, you may be excused for missing the saga of Melanie and Steve.  It all began when I … Continue reading

July 17, 2013 · 2 Comments

Introducing: A new animal who may or may not ever be seen again.

  This was something of a special request this weekend.  If I recall correctly, (and I probably don’t) he was originally Impotent Rage Anteater, but I can only draw what … Continue reading

July 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

And he has wings of blue.

As am I — in fact, as of either tomorrow or Friday, I’m dyeing wool.  Yaaaaaaaaay. . . sad trombone.  The thing about dyeing is, usually if I fuck up, … Continue reading

July 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

FAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOR!

Which is nice for him, I’m sure, since I’m currently overcommitted as usual and feeling sliiiightly hysterical.  Excuse me, I may be retreating back to the blanket fort.  It’s going … Continue reading

July 7, 2013 · 2 Comments

Fiiiinally, Neurotic Owlphabet: the part after 12. AKA the end.

I’m only 34, but I’m a darn crotchety 34. Just to be clear, the scary part of this isn’t the zombies — it’s being stuck at a dance party.  Alone.  … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Neurotic Owlphabet, part 11.

  He borrowed the compact from Manic Pixie Otter.  Obviously an owl would never own a leopard print compact.  That would just be silly. So different people react to things … Continue reading

June 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Dude, when I do learn to ride a bike, there will be streamers and a basket and a bell. I’m basically Pheobe.

Phoebe from ‘Friends’, not Phoebe from Eight Cousins.  I also make up really stupid songs for my cat. If you’re laughing now and wondering how a 34-year-old woman manages to … Continue reading

May 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Reposting this one because I’m tired and sad and grumpy and not currently clinically depressed, so thank goodness for that.

  Sorry for the repost, y’all, but it’s been a rough week already and I have plenty of drawings, but none scanned.  Anyway, I’m having my delightful monthly reminder that … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 · Leave a comment