Buttercup McFoodytail’s cousin Steve is a douche. Also, I joined twitter.
For context’s sake, because occasionally I actually do provide context, The Bloggess asked people on Twitter to draw a unicorn and a girl making out just as I was checking … Continue reading
Did I not post yet today? I think I’m subconsciously trying to pretend it’s still Saturday.
Oops. Been a little busy with job applications and groceries and shrinky dinks and suchlike. Anyhoo, another day, another terrible life choice. Red cape, in the woods, on your … Continue reading
This is someone’s fault. You know who you are.
He really shouldn’t have let Manic Pixie Otter dye his feathers last night. You know, you’re in a hollow tree, hanging out with assorted woodland friends, someone says, “This’ll be … Continue reading
To be clear, Neurotic Owls are the shy ones.
Poor Neurotic Owl. He’s intimidated by owls in glasses. And owls without glasses. And owls with contacts. But at least he doesn’t claim to be ‘too nice to get owls’.