Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

In which I make a list and have idle-ish hands. Well, hand.

What’s that saying again – ‘Idle-ish hands are the devil’s skateboard’?  Sounds right. So my left (aka useful hand what are you even doing, righty, you suck at everything but … Continue reading

June 15, 2018 · Leave a comment


Hello my fluffy golden tamarind monkeys!  I love your big floofy manes and your tiny old man faces and ooh this got weird, never mind. Behold!  The crazy embroidery continues: … Continue reading

June 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Pay it no mind!

A quick rerun today because I left everything I have on hand to photograph or scan at home, because I am the smartest.  I was planning to pull a few … Continue reading

June 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

Weekly thingy and some random shit.

Hello, my sparkly jeweled monitor lizards.  It has been a WEEK and I regret not posting earlier but holy shit has everything just been dumb and chaotic.  So end of … Continue reading

June 1, 2018 · Leave a comment

When you’re a floof, you’re a floof all the way.

Nothing says ‘intimidating gang member’ like a devastating high kick and jazz hands wings.

May 23, 2018 · Leave a comment


I was going to post a couple of cartoons, but my scanner is being a GIANT BAG OF DICKS right now, so nope.  Instead, please enjoythis random photo of my … Continue reading

May 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Want to see a thing?

I’m going to assume you do or you wouldn’t be here.  Hello, my fluffy chocolate dipped boiled puddings!  So I am NOT GREAT at hairstyling, and I keep meaning to … Continue reading

May 18, 2018 · Leave a comment