In which we learn life lessons from fairy tales.

Happy Women’s Day!  Remember, just because an elderly woman offers you an apple, that doesn’t mean she’s necessarily an evil witch trying to kill you so she can stay the prettiest.  Sometimes an apple is just an apple.  Of course, sometimes it’s poisoned or a grenade, so maybe get somebody you don’t much like to taste test it first.

Also, just because a man wakes you from an enchanted sleep, that doesn’t mean you need to marry him.  You should probably give at least a little consideration to the fact that he goes around kissing apparently dead strangers first.