Sgraffito Owl has a scratchy throat.

But I don’t!  I seem to have avoided the plague that was a circulating through my workplace a few weeks ago, so yay!  Take that, coworkers who constantly tell me to drink Emergen-C even though it’s a huge waste of money and really just a way to make your pee rich in Vitamin C.  Seriously, y’all, your body can only absorb so much, and the rest goes in the toilet.  Dumbasses.

Anyway, I did this on a super fun outing with my usual cohort ages ago, and I kept meaning to scan it and failing, so behold — sgraffito!  The hardest part is to stop.

Funny, I seem to have the same problem with sentences.