Someone get me a knish, stat!

One of my friends occasionally daydreams about starting a deli food truck, and if he ever does that thing and I can get hot knishes whenever I want in Houston, I will be both even fatter and so, so happy.  Hint hint.

Also, if you haven’t seen this and you like mocking hipsters and have a reasonable breadth of Jewish knowledge, you’re about to laugh so, so hard: http://hipstertalmudist.tumblr.com/

P.S.: This is what I expect to look like if there is ever a ready supply of good knishes near me:

Potato-stuffed-pastry coma.