Dies ist ein sehr betrunken otter.

Please feel free to correct Google’s German.  And I know, I know — I just did Neurotic Owl at Oktoberfest in the paper dolls, and it’s not even Oktober.  I was just really in the mood to draw an otter with a giant stein of beer, or possibly chocolate milk.  Oooh, wait, chocolate wine!  It’s like alcoholic Yoo-Hoo!  And Yoo-Hoo is like a not-terribly-good chocolate eggcream, and now I want an egg cream.  Good job, me.  Way to make yourself crave things you don’t currently have access to.

Damn, I should have given her a bubble pipe.