Drawlloween and a parent with poor judgement.

Unless you, too, were raised by a madman who collects horror movies of the 30s – 60s and has no clue what’s appropriate for a small child to see, you’ll probably be unfamiliar with ‘The Crawling Eye’.  Don’t worry, you haven’t missed much.

That is exactly why I was terrified of giant ants taking over the earth, enslaving me, and forcing me to work in their underground sugar refinery, though.