Look, I didn’t draw nipples!

And let me tell you, Josephine Baker always looked fabulous, but picking a costume with covered tits really helped narrow down he options.

Josephine Baker, I would like to retroactively buy you a coffee EVERYWHERE, and also probably go out for drinks.  I mean, I’m not much of a drinker, but I’d make an exception.  Maybe we could pick up Ruth Bader Ginsburg and a few other fabulous bitches, make it a girls’ night.

Okay, challenge for the occasional commenters — pick your awesome ladies for an imaginary time traveling cocktail party.  Please show your work.