In which I have FEELINGS.

This is where we really solidify Caroline as absolutely terrible.  Talk shit about my town, be a snooty bitch, but DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHILE I’M READING (especially to ask about how much I like reading).  More than 200 years later and people still haven’t figured out that that’s rude.  Go away, Caroline, we re trying to write/read!  My soft spot for you has shriveled away to nothing.