More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?

The best gift of all – the gift of herself.  Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem.

By the way, Charlie’s way better already!  Hooray!  Now I can get back to irritating and embarrassing him as usual.

Yup, like that.

Oh, hey, have I pimped the Neurotic Owl 2014 Calendar: A Year of Angst and Cookies yet this week?  I can’t recall.