Introducing Director Ferret, who’s probably going to become directING ferret.

‘Make love to the camera’ was a mistake.  Now the camera’s all sticky.  (From being licked, don’t be gross.  Manic Pixie Otter LOVES to lick inaproppriate objects — doesn’t she, V?)

Next time, Directing Ferret tapes a mirror to his forehead so the actors will pay attention to him.  (I’m going to get yelled at by SO MANY ACTORS.)