Introducing Director Ferret, who’s probably going to become directING ferret.
‘Make love to the camera’ was a mistake. Now the camera’s all sticky. (From being licked, don’t be gross. Manic Pixie Otter LOVES to lick inaproppriate objects — doesn’t she, V?)
Next time, Directing Ferret tapes a mirror to his forehead so the actors will pay attention to him. (I’m going to get yelled at by SO MANY ACTORS.)
Neurotic Owl 