His name is Schadenfreude Von Owlingen until someone gives me a better one.

In a related note, that’s totally my great-grandpa’s mustache.

Although I think Uncle Joe may have upstaged him with the ‘stache/eyebrow combination.  Not actually my uncle I don’t think, probably some sort of cousin, but I don’t keep track of specific relationships well.

And then there’s my great-uncle Abe, who takes them all down on sheer adorableness.

Also, my mom is cute like a button.  Anyway, clearly all the older men in my family rock some epic facial hair.  Can’t wait to see how my brother ages — right now he has mutton chops.  What was I talking about again?  I got distracted by Abe’s pinchable cheeks.