And the first SCAer to critique his authenticity will make him cry. Or get the shiv, whatever.
In fact, this is heavily based on a gorgeous piece a friend of mine recently made for her husband. I should have gotten a copy of the picture from her, but he may or may not want to be featured here and I was too lazy to ask.
SCAdians will recognize his kingdom, I imagine.
Neurotic Owl 
Jed says you can ask him for anything… Assuming you’re talking about him.
As if you wouldn’t recognize your own dags!