Ewww, greasy otter. Wait, does that sound like a euphemism?

Greasy pixie otter wants a hug!

New euphemism Wednesday w00t!  (That’s not a thing.  Yet.)  Sorry, A, for turning your pain into a cartoon, and also for calling you Snape.  You are awesome and would never kill Dumbledore or be a douchey ‘nice guy’ about Lily Potter.  Also, I bet your hair is super soft and shiny and moisturized now.