Badly. Plays the sax badly.

I’m not gonna lie, y’all, when I was in middle- and high-school, the dance company I was in junior company/apprenticed to used a LOT of Kenny G.  Also, a ton of Yanni, who I look strangely similar to if you give me a chocolate mustache lolli and a wild-eyed expression.Career of super-dramatically playing keyboards somewhere in Greece, go!  I only know how to play ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’ on the 3″ toy keyboard I had as a child, but whatever.  I’ll manage.

I refuse to tag this post ‘the arts’ because no.