Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Words mean things!


It’s that time of year again, and this is a public service announcement:

MEASUREMENTS are when we measure your body.  You come wearing your own clothes, ideally not a skirt, and we wrap a tape measure around pretty much everything.  We may also take your picture for reference.

FITTINGS are when we put a costume on your body and see how it fits.  They can’t happen till after measurements.  When I call you to set up a fitting and you never return any of my messages because you think you’ve already had a fitting, you are confused.  Those were measurements.  If we didn’t put a costume on you, you are not ready to go on stage yet.


Thank you.

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