Oh, hello there!

Yaaaaaay *Kermit flail*.  I made it back to you!  I know, all five of you are deeply, deeply thrilled.

I think you know my stabby burny feelings regarding this whole ‘YOLO’ craze.  Still, I’m a joiner, so here’s a brand new saying for douchey teenagers who believe in reincarnation!

Ahem. ‘You Only Live As Many Times As Necessary To Work Out Your Karmic Debt’.  You’re welcome.

If I don’t hear dudebros shouting YOLAMTANTWOYKD by next week, I will be sorely disappointed.