flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread
Of course she’s a cat.
P.S. – I almost forgot! I made a Valentine’s card, if you’re in that tiny slice of the Venn diagram of people who actually buy Valentine’s cards + people who like threats and mild profanity. The mature content is the word ‘damn’, so probably even safe for work? I don’t know, I work in theatre, but with a bunch of REALLY Christian women, so I no longer know what the normal workplace considers appropriate, if I ever did.