flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread
I’m anticipating some sort of backlash about replacing Adam & Eve with same-sex penguins — not because I think you guys are bigoted douchebags, but because you could conceivably argue that it messes with the male/female duality in the card. Still, I’m going to argue that it’s fine, since all of my characters are a little fuzzy, gender-wise, especially Neurotic Owl. They’re also fuzzy fuzzy-wise. (Except for the watery ones, who are squishy, which is nearly as good.)
Oh, and buy a t-shirt before the sale ends! Or don’t, whatever.