Curse you, wasabi!
And before you get all smug and say that wasabi isn’t that hot, please keep in mind that this is my cartoon and I am a spice wimp. Feel free to draw your own woodland creatures who love spices, and then send me copies, because that sounds adorable.
Neurotic Owl 
Ok, so there’s this Japanese game show “Silent Library” and at about the 1.40 mark, a contestant has to eat a wasabi roll. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbFpK4C_uc
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!