flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread
I just today decided that I can TOTALLY make Squirrel Girl happen before Comicpalooza, so I ordered the leotard, tights, and boots I needed, and now I am committed.
Find appropriate tail fur; make giant fucking tail
Get yellow webbing and fabric for utility belt; make utility belt; fill with nuts.
Find a denim jacket at one of Houston’s many fine thrift stores; dye brown; add fur.
Make cutesy wootsy ear headband.
Get cheap red bob wig.
Make adorable Sculpey acorn earrings.
Make giant acorn purse — embroidery hoops, plastic canvas, fabric
Cover Renfaire shoulder dragon puppet with soft sculpture squirrel suit.
Rejoice! Oh, and learn all the lyrics to Squirrel Girl’s theme song.