Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

In which I make a list and have idle-ish hands. Well, hand.

What’s that saying again – ‘Idle-ish hands are the devil’s skateboard’?  Sounds right.

So my left (aka useful hand what are you even doing, righty, you suck at everything but mousing) was twinging a few nights ago, and so I am doing my best to resist doing repetitive shit with it for a couple of days just to be safe.  I have been clutching tongs with it more or less all day for the last two days while I worked on making a pile of leotards match a pile of charmeuse scraps as perfectly as possible, so it’s a good thing that’s over.  In lieu of anything requiring drawing or sewing, here are the names I’ve called my cat in the last 2 1/2 hours.

Moochikins

Moochface

Boobear

Boober kitty

Whosawhatsis

Monkey

Monkey face

Fluffy face

Buttmunch

Boopboopmoop

T’challa (he was being athletic)

Fluffbutt

Fluffy bear

Babyface

Baby butt

 

Send help, I think I’ve gone over the edge here.image

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