flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread
He’s got his speedos on! Still, for a guy who hates being a beast, he sure does run around mostly naked all the time.
While you are away at Hogwarts, please to take Laxatone Ivanya packed for you. House elves will not be any happier than Ivanya about giant blue hairballs everywhere.
Also, maybe is time to consider pants?