Literary grudge holders, unite!
Reposting an old drawing because I got into a passionate rant today about Edmund Pevensey and why HE SUCKS, because I take stories and candy seriously, y’all.
All my love for Alan Rickman aside, Severus Snape is a jerk and I am not okay with him. How long will I hold that grudge? Always.
Tinker Bell absolutely tries to get Wendy shot; in fact, she succeeds! Cute little fluffy homicidal fairy, this is not how we deal with jealousy. Wendy’s damned irritating, I know, but not enough to merit an arrow to the heart.
And Edmund. Ok, you betray Peter, and I’m pretty mad, but I can deal with you. You betray Susan and my anger grows. But you betrayed LUCY. For TURKISH DELIGHT, which is just a deeply substandard candy, and so into the dickhead pool you go forever and ever.
Anyway, my long held anger at Edmund and his pathetic candy betrayal led to a chart of which candies WOULD be good enough to betray a sibling for. Behold:
Neurotic Owl 
My glob this is perfect
Thank you!!!!